How does one start to write about a pear-shaped day with a chocolate coating? Let's start with a bit of an overview.
A couple of weeks ago, i was searching on gumtree.com, a site for jobs, houses, etc., when i stumbled across an ad for a modeling agency. Before i could weasel out, i quickly typed an email and attached my CV, sending it into cyber space for the agency to review. I didn't really think anything of it, until a couple of days after, i received an email asking me to phone for an appointment. I left it a couple of days, nervously phoned the agency, booked my appointment and speedily hung up the phone.
Now for the pear-shaped day.
This particular Tuesday started off with me bounding out of bed, really excited and ready to start the day. Now this usually doesn't happen, so i'd say that the day wasn't yet pear-shaped, in fact, it was pretty grand. I went down the road from our home to the little cafe that supplies us with free wi fi with every coffee or tea. Let me just add a little side note here: they LOVE us. So i started my work for the morning as a PA and as i went along, i realised that i needed to do more than i originally thought. So while i was concentrating on that, trying to decide what to wear to the interview, drinking my tea before it got cold, eating my croissant, answering calls and of course listening to music, i become kind of flustered as time was closing in on me!
I raced home, got ready quite fast as, thanks to my female qualities, i was able to do more than one thing at a time and had already picked out in my head what i was going to wear to the interview with the modelling agency.
I stepped out of the door with a farewell encouragement and excited squeal from my housemate, Justine Clare, and prepared myself to take on the world. Then it started raining. Which was fine, except now i had to juggle the brolly, my bags, my coat, the phone and a notebook and pen as i had to finish up work before i boarded the tube. A little hint for anyone who tries to walk into an underground tube station while on the phone: there's ZERO phone service so try to wrap up your conversation BEFORE you enter.
Now i'm travelling on the tube to Oxford Circus and i was rearranging my bags, brolly, etc. and work was sorted out and now everything was going smoothly. This may have been simply because i was sitting and gravity couldn't revenge me in any way, shape or form.
I exit the tube station at Oxford Circus, only slightly knowing where i was going. I had walked some way when i looked down at my white coat and saw blood on the side. This tripped me out and i was really confused for a little while. Then i looked at my hand and realised that i'd cut my hand while putting up the brolly. My hand was full of blood. I raced into McDonalds and quickly cleaned myself up, took a deep breath, told myself that things can only get better, and confidently walked out and began my journey to the appointment.
I became lost. Yes, if you must know, at this point, the time was 11am and my appointment was at 11.30am, so i still had some time to kill.. Luckily. I stood on the side of the road and looked around pretending i knew exactly where i was and as i began fixing up my coat, while stealthily trying to recognise street signs, a guy approached me.
Now, let me just describe this jolly fellow, let's call him Harry. Harry had just stumbled from out of the pub, zig zagged across the road, trying desperately to get to me in a straight line. He succeeded. He was smoking and blowing the smoke all up in my face. He looked like he hadn't showered in quite some time and his teeth had possibly seen some better days. One thing that Londoners haven't quite picked up on just yet is personal space because at this point, i had to try to reach back into my memory and grasp at anything that led me to believe that personal space still existed! It took me a little while to understand exactly what Harry was saying as he was almost giving me a hug. This is what i heard: "What's your name? Where are you going? Who are you meeting? Let's have sex. Just around the corner. Let's go, c'mon little darling."
As soon as i realised exactly what Harry was saying, i ran, wide-eyed into the nearest Starbucks, ordered a tea, sat down and tried to muster up the courage to see if Harry had followed me. He hadn't. Needless to say, that tea was set in front of me and it didn't leave the table once.
Once again, i gathered myself together and said, "Emma Martin, you can do this! You can make it to your appointment! Go get 'em tiger! Rawr!"
As i know you are probably now beside yourself with worry, i wound up at the right place, on time and the meeting was such a success!
Let's just say that the morning of hell has made me laugh quite a few times and it made the appointment probably seem more exciting and successful than it may originally have been! One thing's for sure though, for me, it sealed the deal and made me more determined to achieve the dreams that i have inside of me. All the hard times in life i will one day look back on, laugh and say "That was a great story".
For now, let me just say that this momentous day has sparked a determination within. I now know how to put my brolly up without cutting my finger, how to read google maps better, how to escape men like Harry and how to further my career as a model. As for the rest.. well now, half the fun is not knowing what the rest is.. don't you think? ;)
Warm wishes,
Emma Martin xxx